Caption Competition


Please send us a humorous caption to the photographs below. Check back to see our visitors entries




Common Tern. Vange Marsh - photograph by Steve Arlow of the Southend Ornithological Group

Captions so far:

  1. I think my new tongue stud is a bit big. Steve Arlow
  2. Hey you you've got something in the corner of your mouth. Steve Arlow
  3. And the fish took a tern for the worse. Steve Arlow
  4. What are you looking at? Never seen a tern perched before? Paul Griggs
  5. And for my next trick I require an uncut loaf. Paul Griggs
  6. This could tern out to be a little hard to swallow !!! Ray Fuller
  7. Help help, I was just yawning. Steve Wood.
  8. ok...act cool...OH NO A CAMERA. Steve Wood.
  9. I'll never forgive them for cleaning up the Thames!!! Steve Wood.
  10. Darling have you seen that sprat I prepared earlier? - sprat? What sprat? I ain't seen no sprat! Dale Roberts
  11. Ho ho ho I'm a funny tern..... Viv Connett
  12. Heads I win, Tails you lose. David Lee
  13. I can't see anything wrong with your tonsils, you can let me go now, now, now. NOW!! Sheryl Arlow
  14. Ha, The Queen Mother only got a FISH BONE stuck in her throat. Martin Itter
  15. What the well turned out perch was wearing at Ascot this season. Neil Alvey
  16. What are you laughing at? It's a pirahna! Steve Wood
  17. Thank God its the right way!!! Steve Wood
  18. Ot oo starin at - oo neger een anygody eatin efore. Graham Mee
  19. Yes Malcome I know you're fed up with sand eel's but you can take that straight back to Hanningfield and just hope you can get off the ground before the tide comes in. Roger Shinn
  20. Well I've always liked Pelicans and I thought...um..... Steve Wood
  21. I was just sitting here in the sea lions pool....... Steve Wood
  22. Hey Mum,I think I've Terned into an Osprey. Roger Shinn
  23. I thought you said get out on the spit.....not spit it out! Richard Russell
  24. Listen......The relatives may be into sandwiches and arctic rolls......but I'm common and fish is just fine. So go find some chips! Richard Russell.Look, I've got this fishy tale.......ever heard Tern,Tern, Tern by the Byrds? Richard Russell.

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